IF YOU CAN'T TAKE A JOKE EXIT NOW!

It isn't necessary to be rich and famous to be happy. It's only necessary to be rich. --Alan Alda

Money can't buy happiness; it can, however, rent it. --Anonymous

Don't try to make children grow up to be like you, or they may do it. --Russell Baker

You never realize how short a month is until you pay alimony. -- John Barrymore

Except for an occasional heart attack I feel as young as I ever did. -- Robert Benchley