IF YOU CAN'T TAKE A JOKE EXIT NOW!
DONT TAKE LIFE SO SERIOUS. JUST SIT BACK AND ENJOY THE RIDE
I DON'T APPRECIATE BEING CALLED A SICK PERVERT.
MY HEALTH IS DOING JUST FINE. THANK YOU! DID I TELL YOU I FOUND JESUS?
HE WAS BEHIND THE SOFA THIS WHOLE TIME. YOU CAN'T PLEASE EVERYONE. BUT IT IS POSSIBLE TO PISS THEM ALL OFF AT
THE SAME TIME
SMILE
WILL YA IT'S A JOKE


YOUR HERE SO THAT MUST MEAN YOUR LOOKING TO FIND FREAKS LIKE YOURSELF OR YOU JUST WANT TO SEE A GOOD FREAK SHOW!
WE HAVE IT ALL HERE AT FREAKS INC.
JOKES, GAMES, FREAKS, AND WELL YOU WILL JUST HAVE TO LOOK AND SEE FOR YOURSELF.
GO AHEAD LOOK AROUND BUT THIS SITE HAS A FEW THINGS THE WEAK OF HEART OR UP TIGHT FUDDY DUDDIES MIGHT FIND OFFENDING.
IF YOU CAN'T TAKE A JOKE PLEASE EXIT NOW.

I DO NOT RECOMMEND THIS SITE FOR KIDS!
ALL THE REST OF YOU FREAKS HAVE FUN!

IF YOU WANT TO
YOU CAN READ ABOUT THE KING OF FREAKS HIMSELF.
IF NOT JUST SKIP THIS NEXT PART.
LETS GO OVER THE FINER POINTS.
I AM JUST A GUY LIKE ANY OTHER FREAK OUT THERE.

I HAVE BEEN AN OUTCAST MOST OF MY LIFE.CALLED A FREAK,A WEIRDO,AND A LOST SOUL.I ADMIT I DO THINK OUTSIDE THE "NORM" BUT IF YOU CAN EXPLAIN NORMAL TO ME I AM WILLING TO LISTEN.
I THINK THOSE WHO DARE TO BE DIFFERENT ARE THE BRAVEST SOULS. BE BRAVE SHOUT OUT LOUD THIS IS ME!!! AND I AM PROUD TO BE A FREAK!
"THE FREAK SHOW" SHOWCASES A TALENT OR SKILL THE FREAKS IN MY SHOW HAVE TO OFFER THE WORLD.
I SEND OUT A FUNNY LETTER DAILY CALLED
"hopsings words of wisdom"
IT IS A SHORT JOKE OR THE WAY I SEE THE WORLD AND THOSE IN IT

IF YOU LIKE YOU CAN BE ADDED TO MY MAILING LIST. TAKE A LOOK AT SOME OF MY WORK IN THE "FREAK SHOW" THEN DROP ME AN E MAIL IF YOU WANT TO BE ADDED IF NOT YOU CAN STOP BACK ANYTIME AND SEE THE BEST OF WORDS OF WISDOM.

"I said hey babe take a walk on the wild side "

WOULD YOU LIKE BE IN THE SHOW?
I BUILD FREE PAGES FOR ALL THE FREAKS IN MY SHOW.
GOT AN IDEA OR SOMETHING
YOU WANT TO SHOW THE WORLD?
CLICK THE JOIN US LINK IN
"THE FREAK SHOW"
AND SUBMIT YOUR IDEA !
GET HELP IN THE FAQ/HELP PAGE
OR DROP ME AN E MAIL
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IF YOU LIKE WHAT YOU SEE HERE AND WANT TO GIVE WEB BUILDING A TRY.
HIT THE LINKS PAGE AND SAVE YOURSELF HOURS OF SEARCHING THE WEB. LOOKING FOR HONESTLY FREE TOOLS AND HELP.
THE BEST WAY TO PUT A SMILE ON YOUR FACE!
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