Hello everyone, and welcome to the first installment of:
Rage's Rants
"Variations on a Theme"
I am sure you have all heard the following saying: "Do not walk behind me for I may not lead. Do not walk in front of me, for I may not follow. Please just walk beside me and be my friend." Well, when that one is just so damned sweet it makes your teeth hurt, may I suggest the two following variations:
Do not walk behind me, for you are not my slave. Do not walk beside me, for while we are the same, we are also very different. Please just walk in front of me...because you have a really nice ass!
OR for those days you have that "not so fresh feeling"....
Please do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk in front of me, for I may not follow. Don't walk beside me either..please just go away and leave me the hell alone! :)
See, there really is more than one way to express yourself!
Be well,
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