Every mariage has at least 3 rings involved...
Engagement Wedding & Suffering
Did you hear about the new "divorced" Barbie they are selling in stores now?
It comes with all of Kens stuff.
Mellon Mariage
What did the girl mellon say to the boy mellon?
Were too young...we cantaloope!
Getting married is very much like going to the restaurant with friends.
You order what you want, than when you see what the other fellow has you wish you had ordered that.
NOW ON TO THE JOKES THAT EVERYBODY LOVES THE DIRTY ONES!
