One March day a wife said to her husband that the house needed painting. "It's still winter," replied the husband. "Forget it."
In April, she told him she had bought some exterior latex. he said that it was still too cold to paint.
In May, he heard her outside one day yelling for help, and he set up the ladder so she could start painting. Then he went inside to get a beer. As he sat in a lawn chair not far from where his wife was working, a neighbor passed by. "Aren't you ashamed?" she asked. "How can you sit there drinking beer while your wife is up on a ladder painting the house?"
Glancing up at his wife, he responded, "She doesn't like beer."
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