Three married men are about to tee off for a round of golf.
The fist man a newlywed say's to the other two "Boy I sure had a hard time getting out of the house today I had to beg and plead for over an hour and I still had to hand over the visa card so she could go shopping!"
The second man who had been married for a few years said "hell that's not bad I had to beg for over an hour plus promise to clean the garage out and give up the visa card so the wife could go shopping,"
the third man being a married man of many years said "you boy's will learn someday."
At that the first man ask "Ok wise one tell us how you get out the house."
To that the older man reply's "you see boy's it's easy you just got to lay down the law! when I woke up this morning I rolled over gave the wife a kiss and with a smile I said well dear you got two choices here.
intercourse or golf course and she said I will get your bag! "
ONLY GOD KNOWS WHAT DRUNKEN BUDDY OF MINE THAT CAME FROM!
